TLDR:

Late-twenties love child of a British nobleman & art student paramour - I'm high society meets the high street.

I'm playful, curious, and look like my photos (except for the blurred out part, I promise I don't look like that). I appreciate life's quirks, good company, and the art of making every moment count.

My Stats:

Height: 5’ 3”

Waist: 24

Tata’s: 32D/30DD (Natural!)

Age: Roaring 20s

Dress: 0/00

Feet: US 6

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Dirty Blonde (like my mind)

Celeb Lookalike: Cate Blanchett, Kate Moss, Emilia Clark (Daenerys Targaryen)

Favorite Word: Onanism

GoTo 🍾 Ruinart Blanc de Blanc

Special Occasion 🍾 Krug

Most Reread 📚: Unbearable Lightness of Being & Doors of Perception,

Guilty Pleasures: Duran Duran, Neon Workout Clothes & Love Island UK

Superpower I Wish I Had: Never Forgetting Where I Put Things

oh, you’re interested in me... Me? Mimi?!?

After 14 awkward pimply years, I made a deal with the devil granting me a perfect figure and face I have no desire to augment (yet). I think I still have my soul, but this devil guy is checking back with me after 50 years. 😈 We'll see how that goes!

I'm manor-born but street-raised. I was born in South England but found my heart in the great city of London where I studied the greatest mystery of them all, the human mind.

Too many long hours of education and too many pints of beer later, I found refuge in the arms of that great poet Steven Patrick Morrissey who once wrote "Frankly Mr. Shankly, You are a flatulent pain in the ass." His wit only deepened my appreciation for the power of words. Not interested in a weak pound, I set sail to America, (very British flight 175), in search of adventure, perhaps a new gilded age.

My tastes?

I take my truffles white, love late nights, and knights with armor shining bright. I love art galleries and restaurants reviewed by tire manufacturers. I like my music indie, British, old, or all three.

The same spirit of appreciation guides my love for art. Whether avant-garde gallery installations, irreverent textile art or cutting-edge cultural criticism, I like to keep my fingers on the pulse of underground art culture. It's about appreciating the unconventional and the bold.

Speaking of appreciating nuances, fashion is another passion of mine. Refreshing my wardrobe before Fashion Week is an exhilarating dance of fabrics and fits. It's a marathon of trying on and taking off, leaving me breathless yet craving more. Reminds me of other passionate pursuits that are equally exhausting, but oh so satisfying.

This love for the underground and unconventional extends to after-hours adventures too. Even though NYC nightlife isn't what it used to be, we make the best of it wherever we go.

I've learned that beauty, when properly appreciated, can rejuvenate the soul - whether it's the cultivated play of light in a Helmut Newton piece or the natural splendor of an almost Edenic garden.

Some people say

I have a gift for making any place feel more welcoming. Whether it's a hard-to-book restaurant or a swanky event, I try to spread good vibes. I'm not trying to be the star of the show - I just love seeing people connect and have fun. It's exciting to be part of moments where new friendships start or great ideas are born. Who knew that being yourself and enjoying good company could lead to so many wonderful chances?

And speaking of chances and connections, let me share something close to my heart:❤️

I understand that of all the resources in the world, nothing is more precious than time. I know yours is valuable, so is mine. Let’s appreciate each other. Mutual Appreciation.

If the magic is there, then it's time well spent!

So, if you're intrigued by a playful soul with a penchant for art, culture, and meaningful connections, let's see if we can create some magic together.